blundoctafaced asked: I got my z for 8grand, get a decent job save up and be ready to throw some love into a car if you want it for that cheap

Good for you! Want to let me drive it some time? I saved up all summer for my car, but unfortunately it doesn’t have a lot of power, and it’s an automatic. I also wouldn’t be able to afford the gas or insurance.

The fact that there are so many Nissan 350Zs on the road, and none in my name is very upsetting.

I never thought I’d see the day when I have to pass a Porsche because they weren’t going fast enough.

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Favourite Big Brother alliances: The Renegades - Dan Gheesling & Memphis Garrett

Everyone wanted to be Memphis, but we all know, there’s no other Memphis, there’s no other Renegade. I would tell people, and people who watched the show, they knew how loyal and how tight we are, and they knew how tight we are outside of the house. The dude stood in my wedding, I stood in his wedding and we met at reality show. At the end of the day, there’s no other Memphis, I could never trust someone in that game like I trust Memphis. - Dan

F u mom I can get drunk on Sunday night if I want to.



"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

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I was unprepared for the emotions I felt when I watched the video Vin posted of everyone singing Paul Walker happy birthday a year ago today.


i hope one day we put Malcolm Subban in against the habs and he gets a shut out.

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hahahaha! Always!


hahahaha! Always!

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The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.
One of them
Missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.
Car wouldn’t start.
One couldn’t
Get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..
Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,
This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment
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