smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

(via bruinsstrong)

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

(via laugh-addict)

(via humorstop)

Working for 14 hours, getting 5 hours of sleep and working another 14 sucks, but it’s great if you want to feel like you’re doing something with your life.

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(via patricebergys)

The song Greased Lighting and The Fast and Furious movies taught me everything I know about cars.

The last 24 hours have been fantastic and I’ve spent 14 of them working, which really says something about my jobs.

Now I know what it’s like to break up with someone you really care about. Worst feeling ever.

bruinsstrong:

astronomicalassbutt:

bruinsstrong:

in other news i still hate the habs

Can we start a club

i’ll make the tshirts

verbitch:

SHAWZY YES YES YES YES

(via uncapitaine)

"He knew that Ron and Hermione were more shocked than they were letting on, but the mere fact that they were still there on either side of him, speaking bracing words of comfort, not shrinking from him as though he were contaminated or dangerous, was worth more than he could ever tell them."

(via 30king)

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via bigbrothersummertimes)


Olympic hockey in a nutshell (X)
Olympic hockey in a nutshell (X)

(via miracle-ice-hockey)

that-70s-line:

Mike and the Cup 2012

(via benngeron)

kiercetheveil:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

(via colberts-report)